You know when you walk into a room and forget why...
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Photo from Mardi Dator’s camera
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I haven't practiced driving in a really long time
I’m pretty sure I just went back to level 0. I’m currently considering the following options: 1. Work until I’m rich enough to: a. buy an automatic car b. hire my own driver 2. Use public transportation all the time 3. Find an instructor (fairy) that will magically turn me into a good driver 4. Find a boyfriend that will drive me anywhere I don’t want to be...
Listening to breakup songs like I can relate to...
It’s so funny and so sad at the same time. (1) I don’t know if I could stand another hand upon you All I know is that I should Cause she will love you more than I could she who dares to stand where I stood (2) In another life, I would be your girl We keep all our promises, be us against the world In another life, I would make you stay So I won’t have to say you were the...
Awkward smiles are the best.
This photo made me laugh. I needed that. Thanks, photo from March 2011. :) (Yes, I searched for a funny photo of me. I like laughing at myself. I’d ask you not to judge, but I think you already did. Ha!)
When the teacher says "Partner up!" and you look...